01 / voice
brand voice, from scratch.
we write how your audience actually talks. no 'circle back'. no 'utilizing synergies'. we build a playbook so your DMs, captions, and comments sound like one specific, loveable person.
accepting 3 brands · april 2026✦ yes the free plan is actually free
we arethe voice.the brand.the way gen-z does it.
we are the content team your brand should've had three years ago. we post, shoot, edit, pitch sponsors, reply to DMs, and make your feed go from mid to certified banger. no retainers, no briefs from 2014, no begging for approvals.
27 brands · running socials rn
✦ what we actually do
we run your whole socials, not just the posting.
six things we do better than the 43-person agency charging you $12k a month.
02 / content
content that doesn't look like an ad.
we post 8–30 times a month. static, carousels, reels, TikToks, shorts. shot on iPhone 17 Pro Max or full cinema rigs depending on your tier. all edits, captions, hooks done for you.
03 / socials
we run the whole account.
posting, scheduling, replying, sliding into DMs, comment farming, community management. you literally log out. we become the account.
04 / sponsors
sponsor deals, handled.
inbound offers land in our inbox, not yours. we negotiate, spec, schedule, shoot, and post the brand deal. you just cash the check. (yes this is in the free tier.)
05 / strategy
a plan that isn't a 60-page deck.
one page, live doc. hooks, themes, recurring bits, content pillars, posting cadence. updated weekly based on what's working and what flopped. no fluff, no jargon.
06 / analytics
vibes, but with numbers.
you get a monthly recap: what went viral, what flopped, why. we tell you what to double down on and what to kill. zero vanity metrics.
✦ the manifestomost agencies are stuck in 2014.
most agencies are stuck in 2014.
we're online, right now.
✗
we don't
- send you a deck with 80 slides
- use the word 'synergy' — ever
- charge retainers before results
- post the exact same 'team photo' every tuesday
- ask for 'hi-res logo.ai' for the 9th time
- use corporate emoji energy 🤝
✓
we do
- show up in your DMs with receipts
- actually open tiktok, like, daily
- know why everyone stitched your comment section
- film in 4k on a gimbal then color grade it
- cap the roster so you get real attention
- make your comment section a meme pipeline
✦ how this works
four steps, no sales call.
we hate sales calls as much as you do. our whole onboarding is async. you can start today.
01
drop your @
you fill out a 60-second form. handle, vibe, what you've tried, what you wish your feed looked like.
✦ takes 60s02
we send a loom
within 24h you get a personal walkthrough of what we'd post in month one, hook angles, and three reference brands.
✦ arrives <24h03
vibe check week
we take over your account for 7 days. no contract. if you hate it, we hand it back with all assets, no drama.
✦ 7 days free04
we run it
monthly shoots, daily posting, live strategy doc, sponsor ops. you wake up to a running account that's yours.
✦ forever-ish✦ the receipts
brands we made go off.
three of the twenty-seven accounts we're running right now. real brands, real numbers, zero bot farms.
DTC · beauty
+412%
tiktok views, 60 days
marlowe skincare
“DOCTECH MARKETING rewrote our voice in a week. our comment section is now unhinged in the best way.”
priya · founder
local · hospitality
1.2M
organic views in one month
tinroof coffee
“a single reel sold out our cold brew. we had to close online orders for the weekend.”
daniel · owner
community · lifestyle
$38k
in sponsor deals, tier-FREE
slope running club
“we were on the free plan and they still closed nike, stance, and tracksmith for us. insane.”
mia · founder
✦ the packagesthree tiers, one dirt-cheap promise:
three tiers, one dirt-cheap promise:
we make you look expensive.
tier 01
the free one.
$0forever, fr.
yes, really. we run your account. you don't pay us. we keep a cut of inbound sponsor deals we close for you — that's our entire business model on this tier.
- ✓1 reel + 1 static / month
- ✓full account management
- ✓DM + comment replies
- ✓inbound sponsor deals handled end-to-end
- ✓brand voice starter guide
- ✓slack + text access during EST hours
✦ most loved
tier 02
the creator.
$99/ month
we show up with iPhone 17 Pro Max rigs, shoot a full day once a month, then cut it into 8 posts + 4 reels. the plan most of our roster runs.
- ✓8 posts + 4 reels / month
- ✓1 on-site shoot day (iphone 17 pro max kit)
- ✓everything in free, obviously
- ✓weekly strategy huddle
- ✓priority sponsor negotiation
- ✓monthly vibes-but-numbers report
tier 03
the studio.
$499/ month
cameras, gimbals, lights, the whole crew. we show up like a small production company and leave with cinematic content that makes your competitors hire us next.
- ✓20 posts + 12 reels / month
- ✓2 shoot days w/ pro cameras + gimbals
- ✓cinematic color grade + sound design
- ✓dedicated creative director on your account
- ✓unlimited revisions (within reason, don't test us)
- ✓same-day turnaround on breaking trends
✦ no setup fee ✦ cancel whenever ✦ first week is a vibe check, not a contract
✦ common questions
questions you're definitely about to ask.
3 spots left · april 2026stop posting mid.
stop posting mid.
let us cook.
one short form. we reply within 24h with a loom walking through what we'd do for your account in month one.
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